Life with EPH...

EPH is not some weird new drug either, some times it feels like it though, it is the place I and a group of others, some you have heard about, others are yet to come, all work at and call our little community of Lemmimgs...

EPH is Eastern Plant Hire, the largest plant hire company in Victoria, Australia, the Owners/Managers are probably the best Bosses I have ever worked for in my life time of "Nose to the grid stone", they are easy to approch and are always willing to help us in any way they can, as for the Staff, most of us are great and all get along really well, with the exception of a few...



In Operations we have Stephen, Operations Manager, Myself, Operations Controller Trucks, Matt, Operations Controller Machines, Shane (Cheekwee), Operations Controller Machines, Leanne (Shudder-Blah), Operations Controller Trucks, Ben, Truck Call-out Boy, Ngoc, Machine Call-out Boy, Peter, Office Manager, and Big John Bull, COD Bloke, (I think)...

Then we go down to Accounts where we have Glenn, Does Something, Aaron, So does he, Sarah (with the eyes), She does stuff too, Natalie (My good Friend), Hmm She works really hard, Ebony, 5 Cougars Thanks, Laura, Sarah's sister (Eyes not as good) and works down there, the newby, Jade, well she actually sits at the front counter and looks pretty...

Then we have the Sales Reps out on the road, Ben, Jay, Wayne, Ron, Craig M, Phul, Jason, Craig W, I think thats all, they come and go so quickly now a days...

And last but by no means least, our ilustrious leaders, Michael, Paul & David...



Thats everone, I hope I haven't forgotten any body, if I have, I'm sorry and will rectify asap, anyway I love working here, my role is challenging every day and keeps you thinking constantly, there is a lot of stress involved, especally when you work with moron's, some people you can not get along with, no matter how much you try, even the sound of there voice grates on your nerves, and the stupid way she talks to her self all day, just like you are talking to a little puppie, "Who's a good girl then, who's a good girl"... it makes me sick just thinking about it, do people out there in the world with a normal I.Q. do shit like this or is it just her lack of "Mental Health", her sexual preferences are questionable as well, as for the "Troll", christ, you might as well have put a ventriliquists dummy in the chair and it would be smarter, he has this hair that is cut short on the sides and longer in the middle, like a mohawk, yet the longer bits are bleached blonde and just lay stupidly on different angles all over his head, not to pass the fact that he is only 150cm or 4'11", hope this paints a pretty picture for you and you can imagine what I have to look at... Blah...



As I said earlier, we all get along pretty well, with a few exceptions, we are like one big family, Sarah is the "Mother Hen", Peter is the "Father Figure", and the rest of us are wild alchcol fueled party machines, well we try to be with the exception of the Mongoloids & Stiffs, who go home to there families and loved ones for Mental Training, or Shock Therapy... It's a great place to work, I really enjoy it and don't want to leave, well not yet anyway, who knows what the future holds for us, now that you have meet everyone i am going to leave for a while, but i'll be back real soon... Xxxxx...